SubscribeBadger: “I wish I was made out of Legos.”
Leo: “You know what? We were this close to being made out of Legos, but instead God made us out of skin.”
Dirty Dishes
and other negelected things
Month: February, 2006
I’m blaming the Grandparents for putting this idea in his head
Pirate Fish
I am now proudly displaying my reverence for the Flying Spaghetti Monster while simultaneously causing my Mormon neighbors to scratch their heads in confusion. Mission accomplished.
How To Blow Up Your Life, part 1
Two weeks ago I was laying in my bed watching the local evening news, taking in all the gruesome details of peoples lives gone wrong, as is my nightly ritual. Little did I know that one of the stories was about to hit very close to home. I wasn’t really prepared to have Bob Evans [...]
I firmly believe he has a future in fashion
This is the outfit Badger chose, all by himself, to wear yesterday
AND
this is the outfit he chose, again all by himself, to help Elliot install some coat hangers in our laundry room
My bladder control and common decency are BOTH a thing of the past
You know you have had three kids when you sneeze and simultaneously lose complete control of your bladder, as I have just now experienced.
I just told you all I pissed myself this morning.
Merry Christmas Internet!
Favorite quote of the day
“I know what the word ‘projectile’ means, but I’m not telling!”-my son Leo, through a closed bathroom door
Favorite overheard conversation of the day
“Did I just touch your weenie?”
“No.”
“Oh, gooood! Because that would have been shocking!”
-my daughter Sunny to her brother Badger while in the bathtub
I don’t really have time for anything else
The kids are off track. They have been for 3 weeks now. They go back to school Monday. I will then be able to breathe again. For your weekend viewing enjoyment I’m going to post two Disneyland pictures circa 2003.
A one year old Badger wearing the Mickey novelty gloves
Sunny and Leo hugging Olie and Zooey
Sunny calls the bullshit
We went out to dinner last night. Now I realize people that not 5 posts ago I completely swore off going out to eat with my children, but there was beer involved and I am weak, and at least they had the decency to sit us very near the bathroom this time. The kids did [...]
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