SubscribeThis is a bowl of assorted candy that Elliot brought to us from his recent trip to China. When he left for his trip he had some Pepto, Ambien, one Brother, one Sister, and one Father. When he came home he had some Candy, some Chopsticks, one Brother, one Sister, and one Juvenile [...]
Dirty Dishes
and other negelected things
Month: May, 2006
Badger has unlearned the illusory differences between boys and girls, if he ever learned them in the first place
Badger: My friend T-Bone is my wife.
Leo: Oh, yuck! T-Bone is a girl?
Badger: No, T-Bone is a boy. He is my boy-wife.
Leo: Your what?
Badger: I’m going to be a boy-wife too.
Favorite nonsensical quote of the day
“My brother Jake said I am a bastard.”
“Badger, you don’t have a brother named Jake.”
“Yes, I don’t.”
The Floor
Believe it or not, but this mess was made by Nobody! As a result Nobody got grounded from the Game Cube.
Leo protests global warming
He refused to play at the park today because 82* is simply too hot for young human children.
I Hope They Call Me On A Mission, or maybe I’ll apostatise instead
One day last week after Leo was done with his morning kindergarten session his best friend invited him over to play. I happily drove him to his friends house, and then drunk on the prospect of getting some shopping done with only one child in tow, I headed off to the store. Half way there [...]
Favorite quote of the day
“Mom, Hi! Dad is being a shithead.”-my daughter Sunny (who is almost after a trip to the park with her father.
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