Dirty Dishes

and other negelected things

Month: April, 2007

Another picture of pretty clouds and things which I took with my camera

And it’s totally obvious that the natural beauty in this photo was created by his Noodly Holiness. THERE CAN BE NO OTHER EXPLANATION.

When allowing your kids to swear becomes deliciously awesome

Leo: How much longer is George W. Asshole going to be our president?
Me: About two more years.
Sunny: Two more years of George W. Shithead Asshole?! Man I hate that guy!

The one given soda also smelled like rotting

This is Sunny’s Science Fair project. She watered the one on the left with Sprite and the one on the right with water. Surprisingly the grass LOVED the water, and did not love the Sprite. I think the conclusion of the experiment is that grass has a very dissimilar taste in beverages [...]

Favorite quote of the day

“Man, I hate the cereal box people. They always make it look like you can get the toy inside the box when really it is a mail in offer. It’s such a scam. Just like church.”
-my son Leo

Look! It’s the Lehi Roller Mills!

Did you know they filmed Footloose here? Yep it’s true. Right in the heart of Utah County. Claim to fame, people. It doesn’t get better.

For a minute I lost myself

We had a nice weekend, with just Badger home, even though he followed me around talking about video games at a gozillion miles an hour. And we missed Sunny and Leo tons. The days were so strangely…(I want to say quiet here but quiet isn’t right because it wasn’t quiet with all the [...]

Remarkably, this shrub is still alive in my yard

Proof that some things thrive with neglect.

Travel Plans

Today I’m busy trying to get Sunny and Leo ready to go out of town for Easter weekend. They will be spending the weekend with their grandparents and cousins in the sunny Southwest, while Chris, Badger, and I will be at home getting drunk. This is going to be a nice little trip [...]