“Mom, do we have a plan to survive a nuclear fallout?”
“That’s not going to happen Leo.”
“How do you know?’
“Because… well, I guess I don’t know for sure but it’s really, really unlikely. And it’s not something you should spend time worrying about. We will all be fine.”
“There is a meteor that is going to hit [...]
Last April we took an awesome trip to go scuba diving in Hawaii. So much has happened in the year since that trip. The pendulum of life swung me from side to side, stopping only briefly in the middle to let me catch my breath before starting to swing once more. But if I close [...]
It’s really is the greatest snow on Earth.
This is a great Recession drinking game. Play this game to get hammered and forget about the fact that you are broke and then, when you throw up on it, the good news is it’s hand washable. Or if it’s ruined, you only spent $5.
by Danica on November 11, 2009
“Oh. My. God. Mom, my milk is breaking the laws of physics! It’s fizzing!”
“Let me see this fizzy milk…”
“Oh, I killed it. With my FIST!”
–Badger, age 7
by Danica on November 10, 2009
My new depression treatment: mini donuts and bbq potato chips.
I dare you to try it and not smile.
I DARE YOU.
“Toilet! Prepare to fall victim to my butt blade!”
–Leo, age 10
It is 7:30 in the morning and the kids are up sitting at the kitchen bar eating breakfast. They are sleepy, but slowly waking up and resigned to their fate of another day of public education. Badger, like so many seven year olds, uses his first moments of wakefulness as a time for self reflection.
“I [...]
So, I moved over here and have yet to really post anything of substance. It’s disappointing I know. But I didn’t want to jump into something lightly. For one thing my kids have found this blog. Which I have to say is awesome. They are my biggest fans I’m sure. They sit and read it [...]