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Category: Chris
For Chris, Forever Ago…
Obvious
Chris stands in front of the fridge with the door wide open, desperately searching for a bottle of his One True Love: beer. Unable to find the desired object, he loudly proclaims:
“There is never any beer in this fridge, because someone drinks it too fast!”
Leo responds, completely deadpan with perfect timing:
“Ah, that would be [...]
Look! It’s the Lehi Roller Mills!
Did you know they filmed Footloose here? Yep it’s true. Right in the heart of Utah County. Claim to fame, people. It doesn’t get better.
I Hope They Call Me On A Mission, or maybe I’ll apostatise instead
One day last week after Leo was done with his morning kindergarten session his best friend invited him over to play. I happily drove him to his friends house, and then drunk on the prospect of getting some shopping done with only one child in tow, I headed off to the store. Half way there [...]
Favorite quote of the day
“Mom, Hi! Dad is being a shithead.”-my daughter Sunny (who is almost after a trip to the park with her father.
On blogs, IMing, and having a child that can now read
[10:12] Chris: wtf is nubbin![10:12] Chris: i dONT GET IT DOOCE![10:12] Chris: you evil hearted BITCH![10:12] Chris: hahhaah tell me now![10:13] danica: i think nubbin is random conversations and things[10:13] danica: and Sunny just read back to me everything you typed[10:14] danica: up to and incluing ” you evil hearted BITCH!”[10:14] Chris: i love her[10:14] [...]
A post about the phone and poop, where I use the word "really" WAY too much
Of all the things in the world that I dread, and there are a lot of things that I dread, really, A LOT, one that I really dread is the call from the neighborhood kids mom. You know the call I’m talking about. The one where the mom has a concern regarding their child and [...]
Strictly for my home boy
This is a shout out to my favorite rapper Jay-Z! I hope all the wind, traffic, and weirdos aren’t getting the best of you. Also, a quick reminder that crabs are bad. They are painful and hard to get rid of. Seriously. Don’t forget all your fans here in the [...]
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