Subscribe“Do you know what? When I take a shit it feels soooooo good. But can you check if my butt is schmeery?”
-my son Leo
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Category: Leo
Favorite quote of the day
He came up with this completely ON HIS OWN
“I love rock music. Rock music is the best. I want to listen to LOTS of rock music. Not hip hop. I can’t stand hip hop. I don’t even know how people can listen to hip hop. I think rock is the best.”
-my son Leo while playing a really [...]
Favorite quote of the Sick Day
For the last few days I’ve been working on a little painting project in my basement, trying to cover up almost six years worth of nicks, scuffs, and pop bottle explosions with a fresh coat of semi-gloss beige. Because why should I try to clean the walls, when I can just cover them up? [...]
Favorite quote from Valentines Day
“Leo, do you want to take these treats to pass out to your class?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“It’s against my personality.”
Favorite quote of the day
“You wanna hear my new motto? ‘Leo: Tastes just like chicken!’ “
–my son Leo
This doesn’t bode well for Badger
“Don’t you know that watching too much TV at bed time causes BRAIN LESIONS?”-my son Leo
Leo alternately offers praise for the service industry
“Mom, I have two words about this mornings breakfast. Best. Cinnamon rolls. Ever.”
Leo has become extremely critical of the service industry
“Mom, can I have a glass of water?”
“Yes.”
“Well, that glass of water is NOT going to get itself!”
Leo proclaims concern over the state of the Economy
“Mom, why do you only ever make cereal or Toaster Strudels for breakfast? Why can’t I ever even maybe have some scrambled eggs?”
“You can, but not this morning because we are out of eggs right now.”
“OUT OF EGGS? It’s like we are poor or something.”
Future host of Punk’d
Leo wrote this note last night and taped it to his wall. For those of you who have trouble deciphering the chicken scratches of a first grader, it reads: Note to self…Do pranks on people.
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