Subscribe“Mom, do we have a plan to survive a nuclear fallout?”
“That’s not going to happen Leo.”
“How do you know?’
“Because… well, I guess I don’t know for sure but it’s really, really unlikely. And it’s not something you should spend time worrying about. We will all be fine.”
“There is a meteor that is going to hit [...]
Dirty Dishes
and other negelected things
Category: Quote
His glass is half empty
Not sure what’s happening here quote of the day
“Oh. My. God. Mom, my milk is breaking the laws of physics! It’s fizzing!”
“Let me see this fizzy milk…”
“Oh, I killed it. With my FIST!”
–Badger, age 7
Favorite quote of the day
“Toilet! Prepare to fall victim to my butt blade!”
–Leo, age 10
Favorite conversation of the day
It is 7:30 in the morning and the kids are up sitting at the kitchen bar eating breakfast. They are sleepy, but slowly waking up and resigned to their fate of another day of public education. Badger, like so many seven year olds, uses his first moments of wakefulness as a time for self reflection.
“I [...]
Things haven’t changed that much in the last year and a half
“Fuck You, and Merry Christmas!”
–Badger, age 7 (after making an awesome kill on Nazi Zombies video game)
Favorite Quote of the Day
“Mom, you are the Best Mom in the Universe. That is if there are other planets in the universe with highly intelligent animals on them. If not, Best in the World isn’t bad.”
–Badger, age 7
Leo predicts the future
“I think I’d be well suited for a career in stand up comedy”
-Leo, age 10
Understanding different relationship models
Sunny and her friend are playing with an old doll house. Being the little girls that they are, their world revolves around little furry creatures, so the tenants of this doll house are not a happy Mother, Father, and four small children with smiles permanently affixed to their plastic faces. No. Those [...]
Pedant in the making
Badger has just spent about an hour creating a small world out of cardboard and clay. He jumps up and down, like a jack rabbit on speed, and shouts for Leo to hurry over and bare witness to the awesomeness of his creation.
“See, this is the hot dog stand, and this is the [...]
Obvious
Chris stands in front of the fridge with the door wide open, desperately searching for a bottle of his One True Love: beer. Unable to find the desired object, he loudly proclaims:
“There is never any beer in this fridge, because someone drinks it too fast!”
Leo responds, completely deadpan with perfect timing:
“Ah, that would be [...]
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