SubscribeBadger has just spent about an hour creating a small world out of cardboard and clay. He jumps up and down, like a jack rabbit on speed, and shouts for Leo to hurry over and bare witness to the awesomeness of his creation.
“See, this is the hot dog stand, and this is the [...]
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Category: Quote
Pedant in the making
Obvious
Chris stands in front of the fridge with the door wide open, desperately searching for a bottle of his One True Love: beer. Unable to find the desired object, he loudly proclaims:
“There is never any beer in this fridge, because someone drinks it too fast!”
Leo responds, completely deadpan with perfect timing:
“Ah, that would be [...]
Favorite quote of the day
“What if all there was to eat in the world was Toaster Waffles? Then every freezer would be full of Toaster Waffles, and every refrigerator would be full of butter. That would be awesome.”
–my son Badger
Favorite quote of the day, sort of
“Mom, I figured out the real reason why you are here: to wipe my butt and buy me toys. I love you.”
–my son Badger
Technology we are glad wasn’t avaliable in 1977, for the good of the Galaxy
“These Imperial Officers are looking up ‘Rebel Plans’ on the Wikipedia! OH NO!”
–my son Badger, while playing the video game Lego Star Wars 2
Wherein I am compared to a child from our Neighborhood
“Mom, did you know you are only as tall as a 12 year old? But you are really so much older.”
–my son Badger
When allowing your kids to swear becomes deliciously awesome
Leo: How much longer is George W. Asshole going to be our president?
Me: About two more years.
Sunny: Two more years of George W. Shithead Asshole?! Man I hate that guy!
Favorite quote of the day
“Man, I hate the cereal box people. They always make it look like you can get the toy inside the box when really it is a mail in offer. It’s such a scam. Just like church.”
-my son Leo
Favorite quote of the day
“Do you know what? When I take a shit it feels soooooo good. But can you check if my butt is schmeery?”
-my son Leo
His teenage years are going to be hell
“I am smarter than you, Mom.”
“Yes, Badger you are very smart.”
“But I AM SMARTER THAN YOU!”
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